The Arbitrary Human/Animal Distinction...
Ever hear of the Nuremberg Trials? Well, after WWII, all the Nazi "war criminals" (another scam, but more on that later) were taken to international court and convicted of their various crimes.
Among the guilty were the experimenters at prison camps, who performed brutal experiments on the camp prisoners.
Part of the outcome of the trials were the tenets of the Nuremberg Code - laying a foundation for the ethical treatment of HUMANS in experiments.
Wait. Only humans? Well, humans aren't animals, so yes, only humans! Do whatever you want to a monkey!
It's about time we edited those, and other experimentation guidelines to include all animals, that we might realize our "humanity..."
Here's a sample of the Nuremberg Code, with ANIMAL where it should be:
1. Voluntary consent of the human (ANIMAL) subject is absolutely essential
2. The experiment must yield generalizable knowledge that could not be obtained in any other way and is not random and unnecessary in nature
3. Animal experimentation should precede human (ANIMAL) experimentation - REDUNDANT Where is your "humanity" if you would do something to an animal that you wouldn't do to a "human" animal?
4. All unnecessary physical and mental suffering and injury should be avoided
5. No experiment should be conducted if there is reason to believe that death or disabling injury will occur
6. The degree of risk to subjects should never exceed the humanitarian (ANIMALITARIAN) importance of the problem
7. Risks to the subjects should be minimized through proper preparations
8. Experiments should only be conducted by scientifically qualified investigators (SELF-REFERENCING = LIE. Since only science can determine who would be a "scientifically qualified investigator" this clause should be struck, or altered to recognize that "scientifically qualified" needs to be vetted by the animal population at large, and not by a select, special-interest, community.)